Shit happens and then you die

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Missing your period.

beyondemily:

Straight girl: 

Man:

LeSbIan: 

This is sooo fucking true

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A day with my period.
  • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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Via Everything is temporary Zoom

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fuckertookmylink: I FUCKING LOVE THIS LADY“I no do the kicky kicky” Via CruSh*

fuckertookmylink:

I FUCKING LOVE THIS LADY
“I no do the kicky kicky”


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queentakesbishop: Let it pass. Via SICK SAD WORLD

queentakesbishop:

Let it pass.


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boodapug: Priceless Pug Tavern - Eat, Drink, & Be Puggy by Krista Brooks available on Etsy Via Boodapug Zoom

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Priceless Pug Tavern - Eat, Drink, & Be Puggy by Krista Brooks available on Etsy


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